sleepingwithher:

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

(via robotic)

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mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

(via bananas-are-rare-blondes)

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robotic:

sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

(via ourlovecanbestronger)

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yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

(via my-barbershopquartet-is-dead)

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r3ckless-thoughts:

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

i cant believe how true this is 

(via my-barbershopquartet-is-dead)

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

image

(via sextnoise)

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